MAKE IT STOP ALREADY
I am literally going insane. This guy is driving me crazy. Okay, allow me to back track and explain what the hell is going on. So there’s this guy (lmao, how many stupid girl conversations start like...
View ArticleOrientation: Part 1
So I’m sitting in the hotel in Berkeley waiting for my mom to be done so we can head over to frosh orientation. I feel so uncomfortable and fat in what I’m wearing and I’m honestly at that point of...
View ArticleMore on Calso, Berkeley, and the general disarray of my life
CalSO Wham Bam, it has been too long, wordpress. So CalSO (Cal student orientation) was fun but kinda really just overwhelming and ehhh. True story, I did meet some cool people but you know what else...
View ArticleGuys. (and girls)
Sometimes, most of the time, I don’t really understand the dynamics between the opposite sexes. When it comes to guys, if one isn’t talking or texting to you, it pisses you off, but when they won’t...
View ArticleCamping (LOL)
The Camping Trip. What can I say about it? It started out with only the best intentions in mind, and somewhere along highway 89, turned into somewhat of a shit show. Our cute little group had...
View ArticleWhat do you I want? What do you want?
I’ve been thinking a lot about what I want lately. (That sounds materialistic and douchey but hold on, gimme a second to explain. ) ALSO, side note, I feel like teenagers, in general, put too much...
View ArticleAnd in the fourth week of summer, it rained
No joke, even though the end of the week is set to fry us all in triple digits, at this exact moment, I am on my bed typing this out and it is just pouring. In the best possible way. Maybe it’s all the...
View ArticleTHINGS MY 18 YEARS HAVE TAUGHT ME
4.) Looks are not enough. But they are a great place to start. I’m not lying to you, find what’s attractive to you and jump on it, but remember even if he is moderatly hot, sometimes its just not...
View ArticleReason No. 324 I’m Single
(hot guy at gym) HIM: Hey what’s up?! How was your warm up? ME: warm. (walks away)
View ArticleThe Catcher in the Rye (or sourdough, focaccia, french, etc.)
SO FAR, I’m loving the Catcher in the Rye. It’s so freaking relatable even though all that’s really happened so far is Holden got kicked out of his school and he’s rejected a prostitute. Draw your own...
View ArticleReason 114 I’m Single
(Hot guy texting me) HIM: I’m going to go swimming do you want to come? ME: I would but I have to wash my dogs.
View ArticleREASON NO. 175 WHY I’M SINGLE
(texting random nice guy) HIM: You’re BBQing? I’m jealous!! ME: I’m basically just eating my weight in guacamole.
View ArticleREASON NO. 176 WHY I’M SINGLE
(hot gym guy, yet, having decent, funny conversation) HIM: (laughing) ME: So I need to go put my bananas away.”
View ArticleYou write to be written. or read? right? Advice from me
KEEPING that in mind, here goes. Disclaimer, I am aware that the only way to get better at writing is to write, unless you’re one of those bastards with natural talent or some other absurdity like a...
View ArticleConcluding the Catcher in the Rye
For me, this book started out full steam. I was super into it but then I got distracted with life. I finished it last night and felt satisfied but also surprised at the ending. It seems rare that...
View ArticleCUE THE EUROPE MUSIC BECAUSE IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
I haven’t slept well for a week now. And that’s honestly something I’ve never said before. At first, I just thought it was my new found appreciation for late night Friends reruns but I realized last...
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